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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Charity begins at home.
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An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
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Misanthropes need people without a steady supply, the misanthrope cannot fully apply his art.
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Today I live in the quiet, joyous expectation of good.
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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The first condition of immortality is death.
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How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
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Great things are done by a seris of small things brought together.
Quote #8199
He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped...