Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
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If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #15913
Live to live and you will learn to live
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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one...
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When even one American — who has done nothing wrong — is forced by...
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The point is that nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if...
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
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When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity since sanity is,...
Quote #22974
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.