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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
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Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
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They call upon us to supply American boys to do the job that Asian...
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If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
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The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...
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It is not so much our friends’ help that helps us as the confident...
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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
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It is essential to know that to be a happy person, a happy family,...
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It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
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I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly...