Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #13911
Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.
Quote #22329
Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Quote #8371
I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my...
Quote #34145
The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living...
Quote #21387
We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is...
Quote #31603
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful,...
Quote #14585
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Quote #14358
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
Quote #29097
We composers are at least as significant as the stars who make 14 million...