Quote #25060
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...
Quote #26295
Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
Quote #251
A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of...
Quote #8720
The Price Of Freedom Is Eternal Vigilance.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #2653
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Quote #9478
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;...
Quote #22758
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will...
Quote #30434
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by...
Quote #22452
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.