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To live for results would be to sentence myself to continuous frustration. My only...
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
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Communism is like one big phone company.
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It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
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Everything that is done in the world is done by hope.
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It’s not only the most difficult thing to know one’s self, but the most...
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What brings joy to the heart is not so much the friend’s gift as...