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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Foolish writers and readers are created for each other.
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He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
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Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious.
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When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
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The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths.
Quote #2322
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to...