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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
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Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.
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I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes....
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Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there’s not any gravity....
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Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship–never.
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We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.