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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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If I could take all your words away and give you but a sparse...
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is...
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a...
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All ambitions are lawful except those that climb upward on the miseries or credulities...
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Maturity consists in having rediscovered the seriousness one had as a child at play.
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When good Americans die they go to Paris.
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I say, thou mad March hare.
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I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.