Quote #6146
Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
Quote #19436
Never fight an inanimate object.
Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #5049
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted...
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #28480
Away back in that time-in 1492-there was a man by the name of Columbus...
Quote #19214
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Quote #14587
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot...
Quote #14575
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.