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In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love you want...
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Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
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Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.