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Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak...
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is...
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For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run...
Quote #9081
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for...
Quote #14005
A good rest is half the work.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #17807
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.