Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #18412
There are certain persons for whom pure Truth is a poison.
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only,...
Quote #33119
With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice...
Quote #7150
Whatever we conceive well we express clearly, and words flow with ease.
Quote #20894
No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
Quote #32507
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #9065
Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
Quote #19675
To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish.