Quote #16743
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
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Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of...
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #24756
A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.
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I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn’t poor,...
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #7438
Behold the man. (Ecce Homo)
Quote #18705
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are but...
Quote #11263
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #30787
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.