Quote #15986
Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing.
Quote #12850
Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
Quote #14640
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to...
Quote #9395
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
Quote #4386
We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
Quote #33581
Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...
Quote #21501
There is joy in work. There is no happiness except in the realization that...
Quote #28724
Hell is paved with good Samaritans.