H. L. Mencken Quote #16412 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Rita Rudner Quote #31348 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
Carl Sagan Quote #5298 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
Victor Borge Quote #20389 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ah Mozart He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
Charles-Damian Boulogne Quote #21901 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound...
Alden Nowlan Quote #30416 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The day the child realizes that all adults are imperfect he becomes an adolescent...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28142 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what...
Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn Quote #31748 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy and nothing...
Samuel Adams Quote #24694 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 That the said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to infringe the...