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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
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When he is best, he is a little worse than a man and when...
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Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to...
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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A man who won’t die for something is not fit to live.
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
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Every political system is an accumulation of habits, customs, prejudices, and principles that have...
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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
Quote #25901
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...