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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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I’d better get off the phone now, I’ve already told you more than I...
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
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When I am asked, “What do you think of our audience?” I answer, “I...
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Many persons have the wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not...
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Of all sad words of tongue and pen the saddest are these, what might...
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True silence is the rest of the mind it is to the spirit what...
Quote #10318
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.
Quote #12017
I am grateful for all my problems. After each one was overcome, I became...