Quote #2309
Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #32385
One who thinks by the inch and talks by the mile should be kicked...
Quote #7837
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Quote #14316
A human being is part of a whole, called by us the Universe, a...
Quote #15765
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #8395
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end...
Quote #2643
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Quote #27500
I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn’t poor,...
Quote #11520
Men, in general, are but great children.
Quote #9913
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...