Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #5487
The right things to do are those that keep our violence in abeyance; the...
Quote #9985
I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
Quote #2494
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Quote #12448
The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.
Quote #34817
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #27957
In science, ‘fact’ can only mean ‘confirmed to such a degree that it would...
Quote #24341
Fortitude is the guard and support of the other virtues.
Quote #10261
Kindness and compassion toward all living things is a mark of a civilized society....