Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...
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In past people never questioned existence of god, because they knew he exists. In...
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Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since...
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How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor...
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For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more...
Quote #9135
My friend is one… who take me for what I am.
Quote #33334
We’re not talking about historical accuracy, we’re talking about art. I’ve set in motion...
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
Quote #18318
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.