Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #33937
He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
Quote #13167
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Quote #32471
Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
Quote #8684
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not...
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #4486
Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
Quote #5262
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long...
Quote #20673
The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not...
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.