Quote #18628
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #32306
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #7864
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #6525
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Quote #11558
What will a child learn sooner than a song?
Quote #32747
Americans have always had an ambivalent attitude toward intelligence. When they feel threatened, they...
Quote #7486
Study the past if you would define the future.
Quote #3873
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.