Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #6051
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #14608
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
Quote #7925
In charity there is no excess.
Quote #13064
If not for fear, sin would be sweet.
Quote #16568
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
Quote #4617
Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #20082
He is rich who owes nothing.
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.