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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her...
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It gets late early out there.
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How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to...
Quote #18196
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
Quote #20807
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
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The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants...
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It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...
Quote #15866
Mere sorrow, which weeps and sits still, is not repentance. Repentance is sorrow converted...
Quote #22012
When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.