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The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
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If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good...
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence...
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All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
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When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, Idealists are very apt to walk...
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
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JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my...
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We have seen better days.