Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #18920
Conservatism discards Prescription, shrinks from Principle, disavows Progress having rejected all respect for antiquity,...
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #25095
Nothing whatever pertaining to godliness and real holiness can be accomplished without grace.
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #2328
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Quote #2451
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #21804
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever...
Quote #14633
Our achievements speak for themselves. What we have to keep track of are our...
Quote #31276
Whatever you want too much you can’t have, so when you really want something,...