Quote #8283
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Quote #27140
Travel only with thy equals or thy betters if there are none, travel alone.
Quote #27390
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #8865
Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about...
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #10896
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear...
Quote #1396
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
Quote #12827
He who teaches children learns more than they do.
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #30390
The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into...