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This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...
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One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils...
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If you try, you will find it impossible to do one great thing. You...
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Most people who succeed n the face of seemingly impossible conditions are people who...
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Most men are within a finger’s breadth of being mad.
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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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Common sense is as rare as genius.
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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with...
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Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...