Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #10858
Perfection can be achieved by no one, because perfection is achieved from faults- yet...
Quote #14225
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power,...
Quote #2221
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to...
Quote #25792
The surest way to remain poor is to be honest.
Quote #1887
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #11713
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him! (said after capture of Saddam)
Quote #12160
The future belongs to those who dare.
Quote #16329
One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.