Quote #3003
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #295
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quote #34309
Funny business, a woman’s career the things you drop on the way up the...
Quote #4056
Think wrongly if you please, but in all cases think for yourself.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #17644
If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
Quote #17614
You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
Quote #17635
It is better to be envied than pitied.
Quote #13693
A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a...