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You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks...
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Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas...
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If you bow at all, bow low.
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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
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The Statue of Liberty is not that monument’s name. It is Liberty Enlightening the...
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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he...
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The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance;...