Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28367 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
Steven Wright Quote #839 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" Quote #15921 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
Mark Twain Quote #17781 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
John Collins Quote #7302 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
Danny DeVito Quote #27129 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on...
George Bernard Shaw Quote #11212 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell...
Tallyrand Quote #8785 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion...
Wernher von Braun Quote #2464 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your...
Honore de Balzac Quote #20247 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I believe in the incomprehensibility of God.