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The thing that I still come back away with is how close so many...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!
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The sinners sins against himself; the wrongdoer wrongs himself, becoming the worse by his...
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I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in...
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What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.
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We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks,...
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I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives,...
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.