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I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year’s fashions.
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Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
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To add insult to injury.
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One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
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Science is nothing but perception.
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
Quote #30094
God gives us our relatives- thank God we can choose our friends.
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Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam....
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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.