Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
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Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything...
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #15300
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
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A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and the one which we...
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Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
Quote #10567
That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random...
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All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest...
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That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much.
Quote #26921
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.