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Even though work stops, expenses run on.
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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
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I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
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Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
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It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
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There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is...
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Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
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Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul and...