Quote #22422
The road to a friend’s house is never long.
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Should I marry W. Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in...
Quote #2533
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
Quote #2374
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of...
Quote #26025
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Quote #25950
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should...
Quote #30436
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two...
Quote #21966
Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never...
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #30069
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.