Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Perhaps one day this too will be pleasant to remember.
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Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...
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I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Quote #19590
He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire.
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Juanita Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine...
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Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I...
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I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
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In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even...