Quote #33490
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #1876
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
Quote #7923
It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as...
Quote #13248
Real joy, which comes from loving to do good things without wanting to be...
Quote #10506
Badness is only spoiled goodness.
Quote #21406
Just a hurried line…to tell a story which puts the contrast between *our* feast...
Quote #2750
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.
Quote #5862
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
Quote #21828
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.