Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #946
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Quote #211
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
Quote #26965
Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting....
Quote #20898
The game is up.
Quote #17312
Show me the man who keeps his house in hand, He’s fit for public...
Quote #29058
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Quote #10268
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.