Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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How blessed and amazing are God’s gifts, dear friends Life with immortality, splendor with...
Quote #11713
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him! (said after capture of Saddam)
Quote #33358
This only is denied to God the power to undo the past.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #3978
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting...
Quote #13081
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch....
Quote #5124
A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy...
Quote #15734
Why was I born with such contemporaries?
Quote #4879
This is the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers…. There...