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If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live...
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
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I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on...
Quote #6040
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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The greater love is a mother’s then comes a dog’s then a sweetheart’s.
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Make sure to be in with your equals if you’re going to fall out...
Quote #29390
Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.
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Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known...
Quote #9759
Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
Quote #16574
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...