Quote #27958
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person.
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“How long does getting thin take?” Pooh asked anxiously.
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a...
Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
Quote #32848
We know where most of the creativity, the innovation, the stuff that drives productivity...
Quote #28737
Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual...
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According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.
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If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something...
Quote #34373
Who would’ve thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such...