Quote #34679
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
Quote #23687
We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.
Quote #7759
Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years.
Quote #21117
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
Quote #14536
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Quote #10159
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
Quote #22945
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Quote #19854
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies...
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.