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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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To do two things at once is to do neither.
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Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
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If you don’t go fishing because you thought it might rain you will never...
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Short sentences drawn from long experiences.
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A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they...
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Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....