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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what it is you...
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...
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There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
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I’m not addicted to nicotine, so why do I have to participate in your...
Quote #13786
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!
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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...
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The friendships of the world are oft confederacies in vice, or leagues of pleasures.
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If someone is going to kill me, they are going to kill me. —...
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Become aware of internal, subjective subverbal experiences, so that these experiences can be brought...
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Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.