Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
Quote #29989
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #18491
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #13602
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
Quote #5847
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind...
Quote #19673
No nation was ever ruined by trade.
Quote #8480
The more you sweat during peace, The less you bleed during war.
Quote #16585
I seldom think of politics more than 18 hours a day.
Quote #24666
You say that love is nonsense….I tell you it is no such thing. For...