Quote #6160
Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
Quote #34767
The vow of silence, that’s the mind-blower. See, talking is what I do… i...
Quote #309
Like having your own licence to print money.
Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #2950
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
Quote #16306
Viewing the child solely as an immature person is a way of escaping comforting...
Quote #30897
Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you...
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #18167
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Quote #3967
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who...