Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #23889
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your...
Quote #17330
Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond...
Quote #23412
I celebrate myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging...
Quote #33847
You signed a contract. But much more important than that, you gave your word....
Quote #30766
There is nothing like a coup de foudre and absorption in family responsibility for...
Quote #18505
Man’s chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Quote #4563
He doubly benefits the needy who gives quickly.
Quote #15117
To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot...
Quote #18632
It ain’t over ’till it’s over.